This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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