I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I looked at my own cervix.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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