oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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