There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
either way he was missing a nipple.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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