He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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