The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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