is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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