i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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