What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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