Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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