whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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