Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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