Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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