I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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