That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
PANTIES FOUND
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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