no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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