i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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