He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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