I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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