were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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