hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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