Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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