I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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