Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
what is it with giant penises always finding me
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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