you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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