beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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