remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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