Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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