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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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