she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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