after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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