Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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