Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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