She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So vagazzling was a success
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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