are you still at the devil's house?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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