8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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