Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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