There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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