So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
our cab driver is having phone sex.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
