do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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