no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The power of my boobs compel you
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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