Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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