They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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