I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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