he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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