You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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