quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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