dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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