Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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