ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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