I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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