Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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