Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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